The diamond-handed ape · on Solana

APEBOOB

$APEBOOB

I'm an ape. My hands turned into actual diamonds the day I bought, and now I physically can't press Sell. So I hold. That's the coin.

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Hands: diamond. Sell button: unreachable.
APEBOOB covering herself with two fists of solid diamond, smirking like she knows the chart
Scroll down ↓ she's still holding
APEBOOB with both diamond fists clenched, refusing
I have not sold
Not one single bag.Not even the banana one.

Everyone else sold at the first red candle. I couldn't.

You try opening a fist made of solid diamond to click a tiny red button. I've been gripping this bag since launch, and at this point the bag is part of my skeleton. My dentist says it shows on the x-ray.

Apes hold. It's the one thing we've been good at for six million years, and it turns out it's also the only trading strategy I can physically perform. I'm not smart. I'm just stuck. From the outside it looks exactly the same.

The three moods of holding

Smug ape face
Still holding
Shocked ape face
Chart moved
Winking ape face
Told you
Two hands of cut diamond, gripping tight
Diamond hands(and a diamond grip on everything else)

How do I get some

  1. Get a Solana wallet. Phantom is free and takes a minute. I set mine up with diamond fingers, so you'll be fine.
  2. Put some SOL in it. Any exchange works. Bananas are not accepted, I checked twice.
  3. Copy the contract from the top of this page. It's the shiny box. Everything here is shiny, sorry.
  4. Hit Buy, paste and swap. It takes about four seconds, which is four seconds longer than I've ever thought about selling.
  5. Now hold. That's the hard part. I make it look easy because my fingers literally don't bend.
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APEBOOB crying diamond tears
Down 40%.Still not selling. Crying in carats.
APEBOOB raising both diamond fists to the moon
When it finally goesI was never going to sell anyway